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Reader Julie Duek couldn’t resist sharing this hilarious Jewish joke with us to share with her fellow readers.
by JULIE DUEK | Nov 12, 2014

A couple were invited to a Shabbos meal at a frum family's home.

The frum host makes Kiddush Friday night on a full cup of wine. Then he makes a L'Chaim after the fish on some fine Scotch. 

Then the main course comes with some more wine. Then they bensch with wine.

Next morning - repeat. They make Kiddush on wine in shul. Have loads of schnapps and food.

They come home.  Husband makes Kiddush for the wife with wine, L'Chaim after fish, a nice cold beer with the cholent and more wine for benching.

After Havdallah, the husband phones his children back home and tells them: "I had a wonderful time at the Orthodox family I stayed at this Shabbat" he said. 

"I still don't really understand why they can't use electricity on Shabbat, but I do know now why you not allowed to drive.”

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  1. 2 abu mamzer 13 Nov

    ביין יש אמת

    (Old latin saying:In vino veritas)
  2. 1 Denis Solomons 02 Dec
    The rabbi is Leaving :

    At the regular Saturday morning service ,the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more . there is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.

     Fred Shapiro who owns several car dealerships in Venice and Sarasota , stands up and proclaims " If the rabbi stays , I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children !"
    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

     Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer , stands and says , " If the rabbi will stay on here ,I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children !"
    More sighs and loud applause.

    Estelle Rubin , age 88 ,stands and announces with a smile , " If the rabbi stays , I will give him sex !" There is total silence.

    The rabbi, blushing ,asks her ;"Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy lady . Whatever possessed you to say that ?" Estelle's 90-year-old husband, Abe , is now trying to hide , holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies; "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help , and he said , **** him !" 

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